Funny Car Acronyms

People are making acronyms for everything they can imagine. Full of internet funny car acronyms and some of them are very insulting. Some car models have disappointing design and one of them SAAB (Sad Attempt At Beauty). Everyone has personal opinion about such a things and my opinion is that Saab’s design is strange and the front face (headlamps, grill) will never be my favourite. Hm… Maybe one day I will change my opinion.

Another one is FIAT (Failure In Automotive Technology) and there are plenty of funny jokes about this model.

-Hi Tom!

-Hi!

Fix It Again, Tom!

-Sorry, I Cannot Help You, said Tom.

-Why??

-We Only Accept 20 Fiats Per Day.

Please, do not take it personally. If you think your car is AWESOME it means it is.

Car Acronyms

ACURA
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead

AMC
All Makes Combined
Another Major Catastrophe

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BEETLE
Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine

BMW
Brings Me Women
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder

BUICK
Butt Ugly Import Car Killer
Built Under the Inspection of a Crazy Korean

CADILLAC
Crazy Aunt Drives It Like A Lunatic Across the Country
Car And Driver Indicates Lady Luck Abandoned Consumer

CAMARO
Can’t America Make A Real One?

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rattle Over Loud Engine Tapping
Crap Heap Enormously Vunerable Runs On Luck Every Time

CHEVY
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
Crap Heap Enormously Vunerable Yearly

CHRYSLER
Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair

CHRYCO
Cherry Hot Rod You Can’t Outrun
Chrysler Has Run Your Chebby Off

CITROEN
Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters

DATSUN
Detroit’s Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips

DODGE
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater

Edsel
Every Day Something Else Leaks

FIAT
Failure In Automotive Technology
F**ked In the Ass Twice

FORD
Four Old Rusty Doors
Driver Returns On Foot (backwards)

GEO
Get Everyone Out
Good Engineering Overlooked

GM
Great Mistake
Gluteus Maximus

GMC
Garage Mechanics Companion
Great Muscle Cars

GOLF/GTI
Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside

GTO
Get Tickets Often
Get Tires Often

HONDA
Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive
Hope You Understand Not Drivable And Insecure

IROC
I’m Really Out of Cash
I Race On Credit

JAGUAR
Jags Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical Repairs

JEEP
Just Eats Every Part
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly

KIA 
Kills In Accidents

LTD
Long Term Debt
Long Term Disability

MAZDA
Most Always Dangerously Zipping Along
Making A Zillion Dollars Annually

MERCEDES
Money Envy Reliably Causes every Derogatory Expletive to Surface

METRO
Mileage’s Everything; Torque, Running’s Out
May Every Thing Rattle On

MG
Might Go
Mobile Garbage

MGB
Might Go Backwards

Miata
My Intention: Always To Accelerate

MITSUBISHI
May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside
Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents

MOPAR
Made Of Plastic And Rubber
My Only Problems Are Repairs

MUSTANG
Massively Ugly Sh*tpile That’s Always No Good
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good

NASCAR
Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

NISSAN
Never I Shall Steal Another Nissan
Now in Stupid Shape, Always Nasty

OLDS
One Leak, Dead Starter
Older, Louder, Dumber, Slower

OLDSMOBILE
Oh Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot’s Leaking Everything
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment

OPEL 
Old People Enjoying Life

PINTO
Performance Is Not The Object
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

PLYMOUTH
Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood!
Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap

PONTIAC
Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It’s A Cadillac

PORSCHE
Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
Phased Out Racer-Still Can’t Hold Engine

PROBE
Plainly Runs Only By Exception

RENAULT
Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash

SAAB
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto Assembled Backwards

SATURN
Sorry About That Unexpected Recall Notice

SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
U R A BUS (read backwards)

TESLA
Truly Electric Supercars. Limitless Acceleration!

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Transportation Of Young Or Tasteless Airheads

TRIUMPH
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless
Valuable Wagon

STP
Stop Those Pistons

NAPA
Never Any Parts Available

I hope you enjoyed reading car acronyms.

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