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People are making acronyms for everything they can imagine. The Internet is full of funny car acronyms such as the Chevy acronym (Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet) which is an interesting one. Some very insulting acronyms can push car owners to sell their cars… Only joking.
Another one is FIAT (Failure In Automotive Technology) and there are plenty of funny jokes about this model. Again, I think, that there has to be a good reason, why FIAT has a lot of “nice” acronyms.
-Hi Tom!
-Hi!
–Fix It Again, Tom!
-Sorry, I Cannot Help You, said Tom.
-Why??
-We Only Accept 20 Fiats Per Day.
Please, do not take it personally. If you think your car is AWESOME it means it is.
You will find a huge amount of funny car acronyms collected from the other sources below:
Funny Car Acronyms
1. ACURA ACRONYMS
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
Awful Crappy Unreliable Rusty Automobile
A Car U Really Admire
Another Car Using Rice Additives
A Car Unquestionably Reliable Always
A Classy, Unique, Race-ready Automobile
Another Crummy Useless Rotten Automobile
Always Cruising Under Radiant Atmosphere
A Car Unleashing Radiant Adventures
Accelerating Calmly Under Radiant Aura
Alluringly Crafted, Unleashing Radiant Amusement
Amazingly Comfortable, Unleashing Radiant Agility
A Classy Unicorn Radiating Awesomeness
All Conditions, Unleashing Radiant Adventures
Always Comfortable, Unleashing Radiant Acceleration
A Captivating Unicorn, Radiating Ample elegance
Always Cruising Under Radiant Ambiance
2. AMC ACRONYMS
All Makes Combined
Another Major Catastrophe
American Muscle Car
A Major Cost
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car
Antique Metal Contraption
Awkwardly Mobile Chariot
Always Missing Chromosomes
Absurdly Mechanical Contrivance
Awfully Made Car
Amusingly Mediocre Cruiser
Abundantly Mediocre Creation
A Mirthful Clown-car
Absent-Mindedly Constructed
3. AUDI ACRONYMS
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Unsafe Designs Implemented
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Another Ugly Duetsche Invention
Another Useless Deutsche Invention
Another Uninformed Driver Insulted
Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
Always Under Diagnostic Inspection
Accelerates Unbelievably, Drives Impeccably
Always Unleashing Driving Intensity
A Unicorn’s Daring Invention
Adventures Underway, Drifts Imminent
Alluringly Unstoppable Driving Icon
Awe-inspiring, Unrivaled Driving Innovation
Absolutely Unmatched Driving Experience
Adventures Unfold with Driving Ingenuity
Amazingly Upscale, Dazzlingly Ingenious
Artistry Unleashed, Driven with Intensity
4. BEETLE ACRONYMS
Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine
Bug-Eyed Engineered Tiny Laughable Entity
Beautifully Engineered Eccentric Transportation, Laughably Entertaining
Bouncing Everywhere, Extremely Tiny, Laughing Endlessly
Best Ever Exciting Tiny Little Engine
Boldly Embarking on Every Terrain, Laughing Endlessly
Bursting with Energy, Endlessly Tickling, Light-hearted Engine
Bringing Enjoyment Every Trip, Laughing Enthusiastically
Blissfully Embracing Every Twist, Laughing Exuberantly
Brightly Engineered, Elegantly Tiny, Laughing Eccentrically
Beaming with Excitement, Effortlessly Turning Lanes Everywhere
5. BMW ACRONYMS
Brings Me Women
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Be My Wife
Barbarian Motor Works
Bavarian Marriage Wrecker
Bavarian Money Waster
Bike Mom Walk
Berlins Most Wanted
Brutal Money Waster
Broke My Wallet
Big Money Waster
Big Mans Whip
Busted My Wallet
Barely Moving Wreck
Break My Window
Break My Wallet
Baller Moving Whores
Bite My White-Ass
Bitch Make Waffles
Brakes Might Wiggle
Broke My Waterpuump
Boy Meets World
Born Moderately Wealthy
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Broken Money Waster
Bring More Wrenches
Be My Winner
Beautiful Machines on Wheels
Bring More Wrenches
Beemer: More Witty
Breathtaking Motors Worldwide
Better Make room, Wealthy
Boldly Motoring With style
Bavarian Murder Weapon
Bigger Meaner Wheelies
6. BUGATTI ACRONYMS
Breaks down Under Great Abnormal Tension That is Inconvenient
Big Unapologetic Gas Guzzler, Always Tops The Industry
Beastly Uber-Glamorous Auto, That’s Totally Intimidating
7. BUICK ACRONYMS
Butt Ugly Import Car Killer
Built Under the Inspection of a Crazy Korean
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
Boring, Uninspired, Inoffensive Car Kinda
8. CADILLAC ACRONYMS
Crazy Aunt Drives It Like A Lunatic Across the Country
Car And Driver Indicates Lady Luck Abandoned Consumer
9. CAMARO ACRONYMS
Can’t America Make A Real One?
Can’t Afford Mustang, Always Racing Others
Cool American Muscle, Always Roaring On
Cruising Around, Making All Rivals Obsolete
10. CHEVROLET ACRONYMS
Can Hear Every Valve Rattle Over Loud Engine Tapping
Crap Heap Enormously Vulnerable Runs On Luck Every Time
11. CHEVY ACRONYMS
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
Crap Heap Enormously Vulnerable Yearly
Can Hear Every Valve Yell
Chews Heads and Eats Valves Yearly
Crappy Horrible Emetic Vile Yuck
Can’t Handle Even VW Yet
Crappy Heavy Elephant Vehicle Yearly
Cummins Horsepower Excites Vehicles Yearly
Chevrolet Has Exciting Vehicles Yearly
12. CHRYSLER ACRONYMS
Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
13. CHRYCO ACRONYMS
Cherry Hot Rod You Can’t Outrun
Chrysler Has Run Your Chebby Off
14. CITROEN ACRONYMS
Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters
Cruddy and Infuriating Turd of Retarded Overheating and Engine Noises
15. DATSUN ACRONYMS
Detroit’s Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips
16. DODGE ACRONYMS
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
17. Edsel ACRONYMS
Every Day Something Else Leaks
18. FIAT ACRONYMS
Failure In Automotive Technology
F**ked In the Ass Twice
19. FORD ACRONYMS
Four Old Rusty Doors
Driver Returns On Foot (backwards)
20. GEO ACRONYMS
Get Everyone Out
Good Engineering Overlooked
21. GM ACRONYMS
Great Mistake
Gluteus Maximus
22. GMC ACRONYMS
Garage Mechanics Companion
Great Muscle Cars
23. GOLF/GTI ACRONYMS
Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside
24. GTO ACRONYMS
Get Tickets Often
Get Tires Often
25. HONDA ACRONYMS
Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
Had One Never Did Again
26. HYUNDAI ACRONYMS
Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive
Hope You Understand Not Drivable And Insecure
27. IROC ACRONYMS
I’m Really Out of Cash
I Race On Credit
28. JAGUAR ACRONYMS
Jags Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical Repairs
29. JEEP ACRONYMS
Just Eats Every Part
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
30. KIA ACRONYMS
Kills In Accidents
31. LTD ACRONYMS
Long Term Debt
Long Term Disability
32. MAZDA ACRONYMS
Most Always Dangerously Zipping Along
Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
33. MERCEDES ACRONYMS
Money Envy Reliably Causes every Derogatory Expletive to Surface
34. METRO ACRONYMS
Mileage’s Everything; Torque, Running’s Out
May Every Thing Rattle On
35. MG ACRONYMS
Might Go
Mobile Garbage
36. MGB ACRONYMS
Might Go Backwards
37. Miata ACRONYMS
My Intention: Always To Accelerate
38. MITSUBISHI ACRONYMS
May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside
Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents
39. MOPAR ACRONYMS
Made Of Plastic And Rubber
My Only Problems Are Repairs
40. MUSTANG ACRONYMS
Massively Ugly Sh*tpile That’s Always No Good
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
41. NASCAR ACRONYMS
Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
42. NISSAN ACRONYMS
Never I Shall Steal Another Nissan
Now in Stupid Shape, Always Nasty
43. OLDS ACRONYMS
One Leak, Dead Starter
Older, Louder, Dumber, Slower
44. OLDSMOBILE ACRONYMS
Oh Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot’s Leaking Everything
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment
45. OPEL ACRONYMS
Old People Enjoying Life
Old People Ending Lives
Older Presbyterians Enjoying Life
46. PINTO ACRONYMS
Performance Is Not The Object
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
47. PLYMOUTH ACRONYMS
Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood!
Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap
48. PONTIAC ACRONYMS
Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It’s A Cadillac
49. PORSCHE ACRONYMS
Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
Phased Out Racer-Still Can’t Hold Engine
50. PROBE ACRONYMS
Plainly Runs Only By Exception
51. RENAULT ACRONYMS
Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash
52. SAAB ACRONYMS
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto Assembled Backwards
53. SATURN ACRONYMS
Sorry About That Unexpected Recall Notice
54. SUBARU ACRONYMS
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
U R A BUS (read backwards)
55. TESLA ACRONYMS
Truly Electric Supercars. Limitless Acceleration!
Tell Elon Stop Looking Absurd
Totally Electric, Still Lame Anyway
True Elon Style LuXury Asset
True Elon Style LuXury Auto
Totally Electrifying, Super Luxurious Automobile
The Electric Speedy Luxury Alternative
Technologically Enhanced Superfast Luxury Auto
The Emission-less Superstar, Luxuriously Appointed
The Extraordinary, Stylish, Lightning-fast Auto
56. TOYOTA ACRONYMS
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Transportation Of Young Or Tasteless Airheads
57. TRIUMPH ACRONYMS
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt
58. VOLVO ACRONYMS
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
59. VW ACRONYMS
Virtually Worthless
Valuable Wagon
60. STP ACRONYMS
Stop Those Pistons
61. NAPA ACRONYMS
Never Any Parts Available
