Funny Car Acronyms Of Every Brand

People are making acronyms for everything they can imagine. Internet is full of funny car acronyms and some of them are very insulting. Some car models have disappointing designs and one of them SAAB (Sad Attempt At Beauty). Everyone has a personal opinion about such things and in my opinion, Saab’s design is not “cool” however, it is a very reliable and comfortable car.

Another one is FIAT (Failure In Automotive Technology) and there are plenty of funny jokes about this model.

-Hi Tom!

-Hi!

–Fix It Again, Tom!

-Sorry, I Cannot Help You, said Tom.

-Why??

-We Only Accept 20 Fiats Per Day.

Please, do not take it personally. If you think your car is AWESOME it means it is.

You will find a huge amount of funny car acronyms collected from the other sources below:

Funny Car Acronyms

ACURA

Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead

AMC

All Makes Combined
Another Major Catastrophe

AUDI

Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Unsafe Designs Implemented
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Another Ugly Duetsche Invention
Another Useless Deutsche Invention
Another Uninformed Driver Insulted
Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
Always Under Diagnostic Inspection

BEETLE

Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine

BMW

Brings Me Women
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Be My Wife
Barbarian Motor Works
Bavarian Marriage Wrecker
Bike Mom Walk
Berlins Most Wanted
Brutal Money Waster
Broke My Wallet
Big Money Waste
Big Mans Whip
Busted My Wallet
Barely Moving Wreck
Break My Window
Baller Moving Whores
Bite My White-Ass
Bitch Make Waffles
Brakes Might Wiggle
Broke My Waterpuump

BUICK

Butt Ugly Import Car Killer
Built Under the Inspection of a Crazy Korean

CADILLAC

Crazy Aunt Drives It Like A Lunatic Across the Country
Car And Driver Indicates Lady Luck Abandoned Consumer

CAMARO

Can’t America Make A Real One?

CHEVROLET

Can Hear Every Valve Rattle Over Loud Engine Tapping
Crap Heap Enormously Vulnerable Runs On Luck Every Time

CHEVY

Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
Crap Heap Enormously Vulnerable Yearly

CHRYSLER

Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair

CHRYCO

Cherry Hot Rod You Can’t Outrun
Chrysler Has Run Your Chebby Off

CITROEN

Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters

DATSUN

Detroit’s Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips

DODGE

Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater

Edsel

Every Day Something Else Leaks

FIAT

Failure In Automotive Technology
F**ked In the Ass Twice

FORD

Four Old Rusty Doors
Driver Returns On Foot (backwards)

GEO

Get Everyone Out
Good Engineering Overlooked

GM

Great Mistake
Gluteus Maximus

GMC

Garage Mechanics Companion
Great Muscle Cars

GOLF/GTI

Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside

GTO

Get Tickets Often
Get Tires Often

HONDA

Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI

Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive
Hope You Understand Not Drivable And Insecure

IROC

I’m Really Out of Cash
I Race On Credit

JAGUAR

Jags Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical Repairs

JEEP

Just Eats Every Part
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly

KIA

Kills In Accidents

LTD

Long Term Debt
Long Term Disability

MAZDA

Most Always Dangerously Zipping Along
Making A Zillion Dollars Annually

MERCEDES

Money Envy Reliably Causes every Derogatory Expletive to Surface

METRO

Mileage’s Everything; Torque, Running’s Out
May Every Thing Rattle On

MG

Might Go
Mobile Garbage

MGB

Might Go Backwards

Miata

My Intention: Always To Accelerate

MITSUBISHI

May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside
Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents

MOPAR

Made Of Plastic And Rubber
My Only Problems Are Repairs

MUSTANG

Massively Ugly Sh*tpile That’s Always No Good
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good

NASCAR

Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

NISSAN

Never I Shall Steal Another Nissan
Now in Stupid Shape, Always Nasty

OLDS

One Leak, Dead Starter
Older, Louder, Dumber, Slower

OLDSMOBILE

Oh Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot’s Leaking Everything
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment

OPEL

Old People Enjoying Life

PINTO

Performance Is Not The Object
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

PLYMOUTH

Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood!
Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap

PONTIAC

Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It’s A Cadillac

PORSCHE

Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
Phased Out Racer-Still Can’t Hold Engine

PROBE

Plainly Runs Only By Exception

RENAULT

Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash

SAAB

Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto Assembled Backwards

SATURN

Sorry About That Unexpected Recall Notice

SUBARU

Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
U R A BUS (read backwards)

TESLA

Truly Electric Supercars. Limitless Acceleration!

TOYOTA

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Transportation Of Young Or Tasteless Airheads

TRIUMPH

This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt

VOLVO

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW

Virtually Worthless
Valuable Wagon

STP

Stop Those Pistons

NAPA

Never Any Parts Available

I hope you enjoyed reading all these funny car acronyms.

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