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Funny Car Acronyms Of Every Brand

Irmantas B. by Irmantas B.
09/11/2022
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Funny Car Acronyms Of Every Brand

Table of Contents

  • 1. ACURA ACRONYMS
  • 2. AMC ACRONYMS
  • 3. AUDI ACRONYMS
  • 4. BEETLE ACRONYMS
  • 5. BMW ACRONYMS
  • 6. BUGATTI ACRONYMS
  • 7. BUICK ACRONYMS
  • 8. CADILLAC ACRONYMS
  • 9. CAMARO ACRONYMS
  • 10. CHEVROLET ACRONYMS
  • 11. CHEVY ACRONYMS
  • 12. CHRYSLER ACRONYMS
  • 13. CHRYCO ACRONYMS
  • 14. CITROEN ACRONYMS
  • 15. DATSUN ACRONYMS
  • 16. DODGE ACRONYMS
  • 17. Edsel ACRONYMS
  • 18. FIAT ACRONYMS
  • 19. FORD ACRONYMS
  • 20. GEO ACRONYMS
  • 21. GM ACRONYMS
  • 22. GMC ACRONYMS
  • 23. GOLF/GTI ACRONYMS
  • 24. GTO ACRONYMS
  • 25. HONDA ACRONYMS
  • 26. HYUNDAI ACRONYMS
  • 27. IROC ACRONYMS
  • 28. JAGUAR ACRONYMS
  • 29. JEEP ACRONYMS
  • 30. KIA ACRONYMS
  • 31. LTD ACRONYMS
  • 32. MAZDA ACRONYMS
  • 33. MERCEDES ACRONYMS
  • 34. METRO ACRONYMS
  • 35. MG ACRONYMS
  • 36. MGB ACRONYMS
  • 37. Miata ACRONYMS
  • 38. MITSUBISHI ACRONYMS
  • 39. MOPAR ACRONYMS
  • 40. MUSTANG ACRONYMS
  • 41. NASCAR ACRONYMS
  • 42. NISSAN ACRONYMS
  • 43. OLDS ACRONYMS
  • 44. OLDSMOBILE ACRONYMS
  • 45. OPEL ACRONYMS
  • 46. PINTO ACRONYMS
  • 47. PLYMOUTH ACRONYMS
  • 48. PONTIAC ACRONYMS
  • 49. PORSCHE ACRONYMS
  • 50. PROBE ACRONYMS
  • 51. RENAULT ACRONYMS
  • 52. SAAB ACRONYMS
  • 53. SATURN ACRONYMS
  • 54. SUBARU ACRONYMS
  • 55. TESLA ACRONYMS
  • 56. TOYOTA ACRONYMS
  • 57. TRIUMPH ACRONYMS
  • 58. VOLVO ACRONYMS
  • 59. VW ACRONYMS
  • 60. STP ACRONYMS
  • 61. NAPA ACRONYMS

People are making acronyms for everything they can imagine. Internet is full of funny car acronyms such as the Chevy acronym (Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet) which is an interesting one. There are some very insulting acronyms that can push car owners to sell their cars… Only joking. Some car models have disappointing designs and one of them is SAAB (Sad Attempt At Beauty). Everyone has a personal opinion about such things and in my opinion, Saab’s design is not “cool” however, it is a very reliable and comfortable car.

Another one is FIAT (Failure In Automotive Technology) and there are plenty of funny jokes about this model. Again, I think, that there has to be a good reason, why FIAT has a lot of “nice” acronyms.

-Hi Tom!

-Hi!

–Fix It Again, Tom!

-Sorry, I Cannot Help You, said Tom.

-Why??

-We Only Accept 20 Fiats Per Day.

Please, do not take it personally. If you think your car is AWESOME it means it is.

You will find a huge amount of funny car acronyms collected from the other sources below:

Funny Car Acronyms

1. ACURA ACRONYMS

Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
Awful Crappy Unreliable Rusty Automobile
A Car U Really Admire
Another Car Using Rice Additives
A Car Unquestionably Reliable Always
A Classy, Unique, Race-ready Automobile
Another Crummy Useless Rotten Automobile

2. AMC ACRONYMS

All Makes Combined
Another Major Catastrophe
American Muscle Car
A Major Cost
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car

3. AUDI ACRONYMS

Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Unsafe Designs Implemented
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Another Ugly Duetsche Invention
Another Useless Deutsche Invention
Another Uninformed Driver Insulted
Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
Always Under Diagnostic Inspection

4. BEETLE ACRONYMS

Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine

5. BMW ACRONYMS

Brings Me Women
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Be My Wife
Barbarian Motor Works
Bavarian Marriage Wrecker
Bike Mom Walk
Berlins Most Wanted
Brutal Money Waster
Broke My Wallet
Big Money Waste
Big Mans Whip
Busted My Wallet
Barely Moving Wreck
Break My Window
Baller Moving Whores
Bite My White-Ass
Bitch Make Waffles
Brakes Might Wiggle
Broke My Waterpuump
Boy Meets World
Born Moderately Wealthy
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Broken Money Waster

6. BUGATTI ACRONYMS

Breaks down Under Great Abnormal Tension That is Inconvenient

7. BUICK ACRONYMS

Butt Ugly Import Car Killer
Built Under the Inspection of a Crazy Korean

8. CADILLAC ACRONYMS

Crazy Aunt Drives It Like A Lunatic Across the Country
Car And Driver Indicates Lady Luck Abandoned Consumer

9. CAMARO ACRONYMS

Can’t America Make A Real One?

10. CHEVROLET ACRONYMS

Can Hear Every Valve Rattle Over Loud Engine Tapping
Crap Heap Enormously Vulnerable Runs On Luck Every Time

11. CHEVY ACRONYMS

Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
Crap Heap Enormously Vulnerable Yearly
Can Hear Every Valve Yell
Chews Heads and Eats Valves Yearly
Crappy Horrible Emetic Vile Yuck
Can’t Handle Even VW Yet
Crappy Heavy Elephant Vehicle Yearly
Cummins Horsepower Excites Vehicles Yearly
Chevrolet Has Exciting Vehicles Yearly

12. CHRYSLER ACRONYMS

Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs

13. CHRYCO ACRONYMS

Cherry Hot Rod You Can’t Outrun
Chrysler Has Run Your Chebby Off

14. CITROEN ACRONYMS

Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters
Cruddy and Infuriating Turd of Retarded Overheating and Engine Noises

15. DATSUN ACRONYMS

Detroit’s Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips

16. DODGE ACRONYMS

Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater

17. Edsel ACRONYMS

Every Day Something Else Leaks

18. FIAT ACRONYMS

Failure In Automotive Technology
F**ked In the Ass Twice

19. FORD ACRONYMS

Four Old Rusty Doors
Driver Returns On Foot (backwards)

20. GEO ACRONYMS

Get Everyone Out
Good Engineering Overlooked

21. GM ACRONYMS

Great Mistake
Gluteus Maximus

22. GMC ACRONYMS

Garage Mechanics Companion
Great Muscle Cars

23. GOLF/GTI ACRONYMS

Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside

24. GTO ACRONYMS

Get Tickets Often
Get Tires Often

25. HONDA ACRONYMS

Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
Had One Never Did Again

26. HYUNDAI ACRONYMS

Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive
Hope You Understand Not Drivable And Insecure

27. IROC ACRONYMS

I’m Really Out of Cash
I Race On Credit

28. JAGUAR ACRONYMS

Jags Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical Repairs

29. JEEP ACRONYMS

Just Eats Every Part
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly

30. KIA ACRONYMS

Kills In Accidents

31. LTD ACRONYMS

Long Term Debt
Long Term Disability

32. MAZDA ACRONYMS

Most Always Dangerously Zipping Along
Making A Zillion Dollars Annually

33. MERCEDES ACRONYMS

Money Envy Reliably Causes every Derogatory Expletive to Surface

34. METRO ACRONYMS

Mileage’s Everything; Torque, Running’s Out
May Every Thing Rattle On

35. MG ACRONYMS

Might Go
Mobile Garbage

36. MGB ACRONYMS

Might Go Backwards

37. Miata ACRONYMS

My Intention: Always To Accelerate

38. MITSUBISHI ACRONYMS

May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside
Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents

39. MOPAR ACRONYMS

Made Of Plastic And Rubber
My Only Problems Are Repairs

40. MUSTANG ACRONYMS

Massively Ugly Sh*tpile That’s Always No Good
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good

41. NASCAR ACRONYMS

Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

42. NISSAN ACRONYMS

Never I Shall Steal Another Nissan
Now in Stupid Shape, Always Nasty

43. OLDS ACRONYMS

One Leak, Dead Starter
Older, Louder, Dumber, Slower

44. OLDSMOBILE ACRONYMS

Oh Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot’s Leaking Everything
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment

45. OPEL ACRONYMS

Old People Enjoying Life
Old People Ending Lives
Older Presbyterians Enjoying Life

46. PINTO ACRONYMS

Performance Is Not The Object
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

47. PLYMOUTH ACRONYMS

Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood!
Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap

48. PONTIAC ACRONYMS

Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It’s A Cadillac

49. PORSCHE ACRONYMS

Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
Phased Out Racer-Still Can’t Hold Engine

50. PROBE ACRONYMS

Plainly Runs Only By Exception

51. RENAULT ACRONYMS

Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash

52. SAAB ACRONYMS

Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto Assembled Backwards

53. SATURN ACRONYMS

Sorry About That Unexpected Recall Notice

54. SUBARU ACRONYMS

Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
U R A BUS (read backwards)

55. TESLA ACRONYMS

Truly Electric Supercars. Limitless Acceleration!
Tell Elon Stop Looking Absurd
Totally Electric, Still Lame Anyway
True Elon Style LuXury Asset
True Elon Style LuXury Auto

56. TOYOTA ACRONYMS

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Transportation Of Young Or Tasteless Airheads

57. TRIUMPH ACRONYMS

This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt

58. VOLVO ACRONYMS

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

59. VW ACRONYMS

Virtually Worthless
Valuable Wagon

60. STP ACRONYMS

Stop Those Pistons

61. NAPA ACRONYMS

Never Any Parts Available

I hope you enjoyed reading all these funny car acronyms.

B4N (Bye For Now) and hopefully you will come back to check our new posts.

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