People are making acronyms for everything they can imagine. Internet is full of funny car acronyms such as the acronym for Chevy (Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet) which is an interesting one. There are some very insulting acronyms that can push car owners to sell their cars… Only joking. Some car models have disappointing designs and one of them SAAB (Sad Attempt At Beauty). Everyone has a personal opinion about such things and in my opinion, Saab’s design is not “cool” however, it is a very reliable and comfortable car.
Another one is FIAT (Failure In Automotive Technology) and there are plenty of funny jokes about this model. Again, I think, that there has to be a good reason, why FIAT has a lot of “nice” acronyms.
-Hi Tom!
-Hi!
–Fix It Again, Tom!
-Sorry, I Cannot Help You, said Tom.
-Why??
-We Only Accept 20 Fiats Per Day.
Please, do not take it personally. If you think your car is AWESOME it means it is.
You will find a huge amount of funny car acronyms collected from the other sources below:
Funny Car Acronyms
ACURA
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
Awful Crappy Unreliable Rusty Automobile
A Car U Really Admire
Another Car Using Rice Additives
A Car Unquestionably Reliable Always
A Classy, Unique, Race-ready Automobile
Another Crummy Useless Rotten Automobile
AMC
All Makes Combined
Another Major Catastrophe
American Muscle Car
A Major Cost
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Unsafe Designs Implemented
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Another Ugly Duetsche Invention
Another Useless Deutsche Invention
Another Uninformed Driver Insulted
Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
Always Under Diagnostic Inspection
BEETLE
Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine
BMW
Brings Me Women
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Be My Wife
Barbarian Motor Works
Bavarian Marriage Wrecker
Bike Mom Walk
Berlins Most Wanted
Brutal Money Waster
Broke My Wallet
Big Money Waste
Big Mans Whip
Busted My Wallet
Barely Moving Wreck
Break My Window
Baller Moving Whores
Bite My White-Ass
Bitch Make Waffles
Brakes Might Wiggle
Broke My Waterpuump
Boy Meets World
Born Moderately Wealthy
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Broken Money Waster
BUGATTI
Breaks down Under Great Abnormal Tension That is Inconvenient
BUICK
Butt Ugly Import Car Killer
Built Under the Inspection of a Crazy Korean
CADILLAC
Crazy Aunt Drives It Like A Lunatic Across the Country
Car And Driver Indicates Lady Luck Abandoned Consumer
CAMARO
Can’t America Make A Real One?
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rattle Over Loud Engine Tapping
Crap Heap Enormously Vulnerable Runs On Luck Every Time
CHEVY
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
Crap Heap Enormously Vulnerable Yearly
Can Hear Every Valve Yell
Chews Heads and Eats Valves Yearly
Crappy Horrible Emetic Vile Yuck
Can’t Handle Even VW Yet
Crappy Heavy Elephant Vehicle Yearly
Cummins Horsepower Excites Vehicles Yearly
Chevrolet Has Exciting Vehicles Yearly
CHRYSLER
Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
CHRYCO
Cherry Hot Rod You Can’t Outrun
Chrysler Has Run Your Chebby Off
CITROEN
Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters
Cruddy and Infuriating Turd of Retarded Overheating and Engine Noises
DATSUN
Detroit’s Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips
DODGE
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Edsel
Every Day Something Else Leaks
FIAT
Failure In Automotive Technology
F**ked In the Ass Twice
FORD
Four Old Rusty Doors
Driver Returns On Foot (backwards)
GEO
Get Everyone Out
Good Engineering Overlooked
GM
Great Mistake
Gluteus Maximus
GMC
Garage Mechanics Companion
Great Muscle Cars
GOLF/GTI
Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside
GTO
Get Tickets Often
Get Tires Often
HONDA
Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
Had One Never Did Again
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive
Hope You Understand Not Drivable And Insecure
IROC
I’m Really Out of Cash
I Race On Credit
JAGUAR
Jags Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical Repairs
JEEP
Just Eats Every Part
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
KIA
Kills In Accidents
LTD
Long Term Debt
Long Term Disability
MAZDA
Most Always Dangerously Zipping Along
Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
MERCEDES
Money Envy Reliably Causes every Derogatory Expletive to Surface
METRO
Mileage’s Everything; Torque, Running’s Out
May Every Thing Rattle On
MG
Might Go
Mobile Garbage
MGB
Might Go Backwards
Miata
My Intention: Always To Accelerate
MITSUBISHI
May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside
Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents
MOPAR
Made Of Plastic And Rubber
My Only Problems Are Repairs
MUSTANG
Massively Ugly Sh*tpile That’s Always No Good
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
NASCAR
Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
NISSAN
Never I Shall Steal Another Nissan
Now in Stupid Shape, Always Nasty
OLDS
One Leak, Dead Starter
Older, Louder, Dumber, Slower
OLDSMOBILE
Oh Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot’s Leaking Everything
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment
OPEL
Old People Enjoying Life
Old People Ending Lives
Older Presbyterians Enjoying Life
PINTO
Performance Is Not The Object
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
PLYMOUTH
Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood!
Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap
PONTIAC
Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It’s A Cadillac
PORSCHE
Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
Phased Out Racer-Still Can’t Hold Engine
PROBE
Plainly Runs Only By Exception
RENAULT
Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash
SAAB
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto Assembled Backwards
SATURN
Sorry About That Unexpected Recall Notice
SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
U R A BUS (read backwards)
TESLA
Truly Electric Supercars. Limitless Acceleration!
Tell Elon Stop Looking Absurd
Totally Electric, Still Lame Anyway
True Elon Style LuXury Asset
True Elon Style LuXury Auto
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Transportation Of Young Or Tasteless Airheads
TRIUMPH
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
Valuable Wagon
STP
Stop Those Pistons
NAPA
Never Any Parts Available
I hope you enjoyed reading all these funny car acronyms.
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